May 2013
86 posts
pizza:
*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*
castiel-is-wonderful:
sionainnlindsay:
castiel-is-wonderful:
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
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macaronrainbow:
tatermo:
I keep looking at it, and it keeps confusing me
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nigelrickmanlawrence:
nigelrickmanlawrence:
Eating handfuls of grated mozzarella straight from the bag
On my own
In the dark
To ‘I’m feeling good’
I’m not feeling very good
nigelrickmanlawrence:
Eating handfuls of grated mozzarella straight from the bag
solluxforpresident:
hi-im-ben-and-i:
Mum: “well, me and your dad have been together about 34 years now.”
Me: “ah right cool.”
Mum: “weird, just thinking you know, that i could have killed him, done my time in prison and be free by this time.”
Me: “………… what?”
baldy-locks:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
the question is not where is waldo. the real question is who is waldo
GOD DAMMIT HIS NAME IS WALLY
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catswithbenefits:
i love 50 cent, or as he is known in Zimbabwe; four hundred million dollars
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jkimisyellow:
i may have spent the last 10 minutes, modelling underwear/swimwear in front of the mirror.
How else do you know what underwear/swimwear looks good on?
