pizza: *uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*
castiel-is-wonderful: sionainnlindsay: castiel-is-wonderful: WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S LIKE BELONGING TO MR OMG Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no. This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
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macaronrainbow: tatermo: I keep looking at it, and it keeps confusing me
nigelrickmanlawrence: nigelrickmanlawrence: Eating handfuls of grated mozzarella straight from the bag On my own In the dark To ‘I’m feeling good’ I’m not feeling very good
nigelrickmanlawrence: Eating handfuls of grated mozzarella straight from the bag
hi-im-ben-and-i: Mum: “well, me and your dad have been together about 34 years now.” Me: “ah right cool.” Mum: “weird, just thinking you know, that i could have killed him, done my time in prison and be free by this time.” Me: “………… what?”
baldy-locks: partybarackisinthehousetonight: the question is not where is waldo. the real question is who is waldo GOD DAMMIT HIS NAME IS WALLY
catswithbenefits: i love 50 cent, or as he is known in Zimbabwe; four hundred million dollars
jkimisyellow: i may have spent the last 10 minutes, modelling underwear/swimwear in front of the mirror. How else do you know what underwear/swimwear looks good on?